Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
