I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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