fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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