Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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