brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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