Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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