i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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