If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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