just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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