it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So squirting runs in the family.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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