I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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