Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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