How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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