Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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