I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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