the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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