remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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