i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
