That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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