The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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