you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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