More tranny stories later!
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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