ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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