we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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