but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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