kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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