Buhtt sex?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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