So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
tell me about the eggs
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