I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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