remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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