i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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