And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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