oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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