whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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