HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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