Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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