Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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