So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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