I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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