I got chris browned last night
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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