Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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