if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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