Don't you send me to vm
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
