I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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