I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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