There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
