we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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