Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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