strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My ATM looks so different sober.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
