Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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